New house
So I moved. It was a little traumatic, especially when mommies shoved me into the cage. I let them know i was pissed by scratching favorite mommy’s armpit and screaming bloody murder. Anyway, I have a few things to say about this new place and how I’ve been feeling, in no particular order:
1. the house is really nice. there are 4 floors, which means i have ample stairs to ascend/descend. also, favorite mommy bought me a new scratcher with catnip!!
2. my litter box is in the basement now. so finally i have some privacy, and I hear i’ll even be getting a screen for further concealment. awesome.
3. the window sills are enormous. i’m able to comfortably fit my entire body on the sill, and can spend a large portion of my day surveying the street. i am keeping detailed notes on the comings and goings of all our neighbors.
4. i don’t feel completely comfortable here yet. there are strange sounds and smells. mommy L and mommy K are nowhere to be found. there is a new mommy here, but i can’t trust her yet…not until she proves herself by doling out good pets (some while i’m eating) and by giving me kibbies when i scream in her face.
Well that’s all i can type right now. My left paw is very tired and I still have to clean my face tonight…so I’m calling it a night. As usual, thank you for reading, and please leave comments if you feel so inclined.
viva la vida,
Nutty McNutterson